rottable:

rottable:

heights:

4′10: stop fucking talking about being 4′10 i’ll kill you

4′11: LOL

5′0: i’m sorry God made you this way

5′1: you better not talk shit to me or i will use paper to scoop you in a jar and keep you there

5′2:

5′3: fuck you

5′4: manlet

5′5: this is the worst one

part 2 coming soon

5′6: mediocre like lukewarm spaghetti

5′7: idk how to feel about this one.

5′8: nice even number. 6/10 (4 points docked for being 4 inches away from 6 ft)

5′9: you wish you were 5′10 don’t you.

5′10: :)

5′11: stop lying about your height we can all see that missing inch like god saw that misisng apple in the garden of eden

6′0: this is the one

6′1: you’re just flexing at this point

6′2: has a head injury from the time you stood up straight and your head hit a ufo

6′3: 6-3 is 3 so you’re short it cancels out like pedmas or something idk i failed alegbra 2