fuckyahumor:

Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?

Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.

Me, again: ok what size do you w-

Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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