new favorite brand of humor:

nausicaaharris:

mixing different kinds of scales, such as:

• The Scoville-Schmidt scale, for measuring how many wasps you can eat
  
• The Schmidt-Fujita scale, for measuring wasp storms
• The Kinsey-Kardashev scale, for measuring how gay a civilization is
• The Mohs-Scoville scale, for how measuring hard a pepper is
• The Mohs-Kinsey scale, for measuring how glam you are
• The Kardashev-Scoville scale, for measuring how civilized a pepper is